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100 Unsexist Men

The Boston Weekly named the 100 unsexist men. Here is the list I found online today...

001. Gilbert Gottfried

002. Randy Johnson

003. Roger Ebert

004. Dr. Phil McGraw

005. Alan Colmes

006. Chad Kroeger

007. Mike Mills

008. Osama Bin Laden

009. Jay Leno

010. Don Imus

011. Michael Jackson

012. Wallace Shawn

013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys

014. Richard Simmons

015. Jon Lovitz

016. Carrot Top

017. Jerry Seinfeld

018. Malcolm Gladwell

019. Chevy Chase

020. Raffi

021. Ron Howard

022. Clint Howard

023. Bill Gates

024. Paul Shaffer

025. Axl Rose

026. Tim Burton

027. Edward James Olmos

028. Gerard Way

029. Don Zimmer

030. Tony Kornheiser

031. Chris Kattan

032. Otis Nixon

033. Julian Tavarez

034. Christopher Lloyd

035. Willie McGee

036. Pat Cummings

037. Scottie Pippen

038. Larry David

039. Michael Moore

040. Al Franken

041. Paris Latsis

042. Rush Limbaugh

043. David Gest

044. Gary Busey

045. Nick Nolte

046. Leif Garrett

047. Andy Dick

048. Scott Stapp

049. Lyle Lovett

050. Ric Ocasek

051. Bill Wyman

052. Danny DeVito

053. Peter Jackson

054. Drew Carey

055. Newt Gingrich

056. Rob Schneider

057. Ed O'Neil

058. Bill O'Reilly

059. Clay Aiken

060. Joe Lieberman

061. Jim Gaffigan

062. Bill Maher

063. John Popper

064. Dennis Miller

065. John Madden

066. Robert Englund

067. Robert Patrick

068. John Ashcroft

069. Joe Gannascolli

070. Kevin James

071. George Steinbrenner

072. Grady Little

073. Harvey Pekar

074. DJ Qualls

075. Joey Buttafuoco

076. Garry Shandling

077. Meat Loaf Aday

078. Joe Walsh

079. Tom from Myspace

080. Art Garfunkel

081. Brian Posehn

082. Howie Mandel

083. Barry Bonds

084. Dick Vitale

085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg

086. Jeff Van Gundy

087. Jimmy Johnson

088. John Clayton

089. Don Vito

090. Lemmy Kilmister

091. Jose Canseco

092. Bill Parcells

093. Ric Flair

094. Ralph Nader

095. Dennis Kacinich

096. Horatio Sanz

097. Dom DeLuise

098. Emeril Lagasse

099. Kevin Federline

100. Brad Pitt - He made the list because of rumors about bad hygiene.


Okay, they are so worng about:

Dr. Phil (he has something), Scott Stapp, Emeril Lagasse, and BRAD PITT???? I kinda like the bad hygiene thing. It's a little sexy.

I am Here to Report....

my utter grief and sadness at the loss of Ace Young from Idol last night. I don't watch it, but it doesn't take long to hear things. This thing is sad. Why, Amercia, why????

Googling Myself

I just got the idea to Google myself from a message board I post on. I can't beleive I haven't done it before:

I have a SUPER common name.
My alters:
I have a PH.D
I sell real estate
I am a web designer
I'm an artist
Eh... Nothing too exciting. Nothing about the real me came up in the first two pages. I try to keep under the radar.

I got a Swiffer Carpet Flick!!! Review

I purchased the Carpet Flick after seeing ads for it and reading many reviews about it. I decided that the price was right and it fit my purpose, which is to clean up small messes on the short pile carpet of my small in-home day care without having to drag out a huge vacuum cleaner.

Details about the Carpet Flick:

I purchased my Carpet Flick on sale at Target for around $12.00. It included the Carpet Flick and 4 cartridges. It came in a smallish box, and was easy to fit in my cart and get home. When I got it home, I took it out of the box and snapped it together. It was very simple to assemble. I didn't have to read the instructions to put it together. It took about five minutes to open, assemble it completely, and get the cartridge in place.

The Carpet Flick has an orange, plastic base with a silver metal handle. It has flat sticky cartridges that are used to pick up debris. On the underside, there is a small strip that "flicks" the debris up into the CarpetFlick sticky cartridge. And the entire unit comes apart for compact storage. It also has a hook on the end and easily hangs up flat against the wall for out-of-the-way storage.

It is designed for short pile and Berber type carpeting. It will not work on hard floors like wood or tile.

To use it, you simply push and pull it across the carpet.

My Opinion on The CarpetFlick

This product is very light weight and easy to maneuver. My 3 1/2 year-old can easily use this product (and begs to do so often.) It doesn't seem to have any parts that would easily break. It is made better than what I would expect for a product that costs $12.00. And, best of all, it is quiet to use.

I use it on my short pile, off-white carpet to clean up snack crumbs and little messes at the end of the day. It pulls up all of the crumbs, stray hairs, and other little messes from the floor. You do have to go over an area a few times for it to look "perfect", but it literally takes seconds, and is much easier than dragging out the vacuum cleaner. It keeps my carpet clean enough so that I only have to vacuum one time a week.

This product does not fluff up the pile and get deep down clean like a vacume cleaner would. It isn't supposed to. It simply picks up crumbs and small bits from the carpet to freshen it up between vacuum uses. It does exactly what the company claims the product does:

"With the new Swiffer CarpetFlick, little carpet crumbs aren’t such a big deal anymore. It cleans up everything from glitter and beads, to cookie crumbs and grass clippings, making it the perfect accessory for your busy family. Its innovative design flicks dirt, crumbs and other small bits off your carpet and traps them onto a disposable adhesive cartridge. And the Swiffer CarpetFlick has a convenient transparent window, so when you see that the cartridge is full, simply throw it away and insert a new one."

As with most Swiffer products, you generally have to change out the cartridge with each use. The cartridges cost about $4.00 for 12. One cartridge does a single, large sized living area in my house. When you take the cartridge out, it is a good idea to do so over the trash can, as you could accidentally knock some of the debris that is stuck to the cartridge back off onto the floor.

How Evil Am I???

I got this cool little test off Kelly's Blog (the guy who commented below asking, "What's wrong with bald guys?") I'm really surprised I'm not more evil.

You Are 62% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

For the Love of God, PLEASE LET GUY WIN!!!

I'm talking about "The Next Food Network Star." I skipped Desperate Housewives to watch it tonight (I actually missed the first episode b/c I was power shopping at Wal-mart.) On the first episode, they got rid of stupid ass Nathan. He was bald and cocky. You could see the veins in the top of his head. On the second show, they got rid of my favorite, Carissa. I have a total girl crush on her. Anyway, there are now two contestants, big, fat, fake, gay Reggie who cooks boring food and big, fat, funny, crazy, kind of sexy Guy, who cooks really innovative food. You can vote this week, online. I can't wait to see who wins next week. I'm slitting my wrists if it's stupid-ass, can't cook Reggie.

Random Question-

I've decided to start asking myself random questions. This weeks question:

So, Sisterfunkhaus, tell us, Why is it cool to be you?

Hmmmm. Interesting question. Let's see, it's cool to be me because-

I have red hair
I can cook awesome Southern food
I am artistic
I can fart like a man
I graduated from college with honors even though I'm a HS dropout
And, I look like John Malkovitch (did I spell that right???)

So, I Look Like John Malkovich--My Life is Complete!!!

I just saw this on Good Morning America. You upload a front facing photo of yourself and it analyzes your face to tell you what celeb(s) you look the most like. It uses facial recognition software. You have to join (free) to view results-

Click Here for the Celeb Face Match

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I submitted my photo from below (the one from "By the way, I am fat.")
My first "match" was Kiera Knightly at 61%, who I hate.
The next was Alizee 61%, who I have no idea about????

Others:

Sofia Coppala 61%
Cyndi Lauper 60%
Kate Hepburn 60%

I ran a similar photo taken at the same time, but with my mouth closed and a serious look on my face and got:

John Malkovich 64%-ROFLMAO, I look like John Malkovich more than I look like anyone else--OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I also got Julianne Moore at 61%
Suzanne Vega 60%

I ran another with my hair pulled back and no makeup on and got:
Kate Hudson 66%
Ashley Judd 50%
Marcia Cross 50%

I ran a different photo from when I was 50 lbs. lighter. It was really close up too. I got:

Marcia Cross 62%
Lindsey Lohan 62%
Demi Moore 61%
Natalie Wood 60%

Even though I was matched with some hot people (and John Malkovich) I'm thinking that this software isn't that reliable. The only person it matched me with twice was Marcia Cross, even with similar photos and similar weights, from similar angles. It was fun to play with though!!!

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I wanted to match my husband. Unfortunately, he is usually behind the camera so I had to take the one photo I could find and crop me out of it. Here's what came up:

Richard Gere-62%--This isn't surprising AT ALL b/c this is who everyone thinks he looks like.
Matthew McConaughey 52%
Gael Garcia Bernal 51%-Who he knows I have a HUGE crush on.

Very interesting.

For Those of You Who are wondering What the Hell I'm Talking About

Here is an recent article on Dena Schlosser:

Click here for Dallas Morning News Article on Dena Schlosser

Here is more about Eugenics:

Wiki Article Defining Eugenics

This is a mainly propaganda, but what the hell:

Eugenics-War Against the Weak