Friday, April 07, 2006

What's the Diva Googling???

Dena Schlosser Brain Tumor
Adobo Sauce
Biotin
Baylor Lap Band
Cabinet refacing
Carribean Medical Schools
Cranberry Bog
Flat Irons

I could go on, but I'll leave you with these.

Miss Hannigan


Lauren (my little girl) loves Annie. She also loves dress up. In this picture, she said she was playing like she was Miss Hannigan (the drunk--lovely huh?)

Cool Toys

If you scroll down to the bottom of my blog you can see a cool flash toy that I LOVE. There is a whole site with them. These are very cool. Here is where you can get them:

Free Flash Toys, Click Here

By the Way, I'm Fat



Just so there's no confusion, I'm fat becasue I am a fabulous southern cook, and because of my intense adoration of cookies and cream ice cream. Mexican food is another factor. My comment about will power was showing that I can exercise control by drinking diet drinks. Now if I could just stop eating those Klondike Cookies and Cream Bars. I don't know how they end up in my cart. It's the evil grocery store gnome. He runs around stuffing unwanted items into people's carts. They don't notice these items until they get home. Then, since they paid for them, they don't want them to go to waste or anything.......

I also wonder, does it bother skinny people when a fat person doesn't feel bad about themselves? I don't feel bad about myself. I don't look in the mirror and think about the fact that I'm large. I don't cry or feel bad about being large. Lots of times, I think I look downright good. No one looks at me or makes rude comments. I occasionally even get men who come on to me. I do know that for health reasons, being thin is better. I'm sure I'd be more energetic if I were thin. I would also enjoy being able to wear sexy tight clothes (I am not one of those big girls who wears crop tops and tight jeans-- I have some taste.) I always have wondered if skinny people think that all fat people feel bad about themselves, or should feel bad about themselves. Would it piss off a skinny person to know that there are confident big people who don't fret about their appearance, or even think that fat looks bad? What about the fact that some women actually like big guys, and some men like big girls??? Would they be mad if they knew that some of us wouldn't lose weight if our doctors didn't berate us that we could one day develop health problems (even though the health is perfect right now???)

The Diet Drink Study

Overweight Risk Soars 41% With Each Daily Can of Diet Soft Drink-

Click Here for More on the Study Linking Diet Drinks and Obesity

I wanted to add

For those of you who think it's all about will power, I switched to diet drinks for two weeks with no problem. I did not increase my caloric intake and gained 5 lbs. I GAINED on diet drinks. I always gain weight on those things. After hearing about this paradox on TV numerous times, I thought I'd provide a link with some info:

Diet Soda Information

Just Stuff

If you are interested in where Jagger and the gang from 102.1 are going, read the comment left in "I'm getting a lap band." I had a reader who was kind enough to let us know where they will be. I will definately give them a listen. Does this mean that sucky ass David Lee Roth isn't working out??? He sucks.

I am still trying for the Lap Band surgery. I need to lose 100 lbs. Right now, it's up to my insurance company, which I hear isn't to good about approving the surgery. They cover it, but they have A LOT of stipulations. I meet them all except for being on a Dr. supervised diet for a year. They require you to keep a food/exercise log, and go monthly to the doctor. If I could do that, I wouldn't need the damn lap band. Idiots. I COULD pay for it myself. I have financing in place. It's $15,000. My payments would be $314 a month for 5 years. I'm not sure that I want to do something like that. I have to really think about it ans talk to DH about it. I doubt he would go for it b/c he doesn't think I'm that big. He seems okay with the way I am. It's the sexy long red hair and big boobs. It's blinding him to my fat.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I'm Getting a Lap band!!!

Woohoo, I AM GETTING A LAPBAND!!! I went in 2004 for a consult, but got sidetracked with my new business and such. Now, I'm full throttle. I've got almost 100 lbs. to lose. My first consult is in early March. I am thrilled. I will post more about it after my consult.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Where's Julie Fisk? From Julie Herself?

Well, this could ***Possibly*** be from Julie Fisk herself. I can't be 100% for sure b/c I honestly have no way to authenticate this stuff but I got this today:

Well, mystery no more! My husband was farting around on the computer & found this site. We too are now very interested in that sex-chair, but we better be talking multiple multiples for $200 bucks. Anyhow, thanks for the concern & questions. Yep, I got canned. I was told that it wasn't about my performance, they just wanted to go in a different direction. I'm looking for work but have a non-compete & can't be on the air in DFW until May 1st. Let's hope I find something good by then. Thank you so much for missing me enough to write about me. I especially liked the "bowl of feces comment!"

-Julie Fisk

Funny /InterestingSex Toy-Warning, Strong Graphics on Website

This looks pretty interesting. I've never seen anything like it. It's a contraption called the body bouncer. If anyone has one, please post if it works or is worth the money:

Click Here to See The Body Bouncer